I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

You have to realize, when you're a comedian, that you have to have a thick skin. And trust me, being onstage in front of people is already difficult enough. Somebody's personal attack in an email is not as hard as getting onstage.

I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.