It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another.

If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.

When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.