I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground I wanna take you and toss you into outer space.

I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said all this vulgar stuff. They would be like, 'Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off.

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.

I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth.

Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?