People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.

Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass I'm your son from the future! Ahaha!

My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. When you're headed for a breakthrough moment, it's kind of scary because you say, 'If I break through then I have to make great change in my life.'