Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.
Dane CookIt's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.
Dane CookI always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'
Dane CookIf haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. Theyre very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you.
Dane CookI had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out in the sun all day, Hey, hey, excuse me sir. Get your putter out of the whale's ass. Come on, this is a place of miniature business. This is not a playground even though it looks like a playground.
Dane Cook