I love singing along to the radio while I'm riding in the back of a squad car.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.

I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.

I'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.

When somebody says I wouldn't change a thing they're thinking of something they would change.

I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out in the sun all day, Hey, hey, excuse me sir. Get your putter out of the whale's ass. Come on, this is a place of miniature business. This is not a playground even though it looks like a playground.