You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.
Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar.
When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.
I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.