I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

I can't relate to the idea of suicide. I guess I'm just one of those people that is always optimistic and upbeat. But one day, I sat down. I said 'You know what? Just to kind of purge myself, I want to see what its like to feel that low'. So I decided to write a suicide note. Yeah, just to kinda flush it out there and put it on a page. And I started to do this, and I had an epiphany. I'll share this with you: a suicide note that is written by somebody that is not suicidal is called an autobiography. I am on Chapter 58.

I live my life like there's no yesterday.

It's hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they'd kill you if they had the chance.

I don't like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities.

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.