I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said all this vulgar stuff. They would be like, 'Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing.
Dane CookDrive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.
Dane CookThere was a girl I loved in high school - but never spoke to. Cut to my five-year reunion: I'm an entirely different person.
Dane CookValentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
Dane Cook