I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids.

I've been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out.

I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.