I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.

Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones.

I would love to have acidy spit.

There were times, earlier in my career, where I didn't have the wherewithal to self-edit, and I probably said things and pushed the limits to places where people might be put off. But that's truly part of developing as an artist.

You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.