Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Tebow minus Jesus.
It's not that hard to climb a pole. All you need are powerful thighs and an empty soul.
Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle's no. They're not allowed.
Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?
If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die... not sorry.
I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.