I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.
A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.
No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.
Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.
I'm also not good with numbers either, so it's not a great mix. People apparently don't want you ball-parkin' it when it comes to their finances.