Do you know there is actually a blood test out there now to find out if your kid is gay or not? Yeah, it's an HIV test.

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

I can say that. I have a television show.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!

Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.

Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.

I'm not honest, but you're interesting!