Do you know there is actually a blood test out there now to find out if your kid is gay or not? Yeah, it's an HIV test.

Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.

Scattergories is second base for Christians.

I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

I think boxers are the greatest athletes in all sports for the simple fact that they don't cry. That is mind-blowing. Have you ever been punched in the nose? Oh my gosh, it hurts so bad. They have to go back to corner, where some little man yells at them. 'Shut up, I just got punched in the face!'... If I was a boxer, do you know who I would hire as my corner man? My mom.

Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words.