Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.
One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.
I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.
Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like they have their cameras set to sad.
Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?
Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.