Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party.

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable.

e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.

I can say that. I have a television show.

I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.

If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die... not sorry.