Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party.

High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.

Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party.

Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.

I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts.

Do you know there is actually a blood test out there now to find out if your kid is gay or not? Yeah, it's an HIV test.

The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.