Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party.

There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.

You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"

Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.

Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.

Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

If you look at the Bible and you look at Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, we all know who sinned first. Ladies, do you have to eat everything?