Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.

Making a good music video isn't easy. If it were, MTV would still be showing them instead of '16 and Pregnant,' which I assume is shot exclusively in Utah.

If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?

If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.

My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.

I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences.

I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?