Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, "you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun."
Germany's like Wisconsin, but with, like, a really bad past.
You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!
Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?"