You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, "you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun."
Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house.
Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'