I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.

Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words.

You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, "you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun."

I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.

One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.

I started my own foundation. If you aren't familiar with it, it's called 'Febreezing the homeless.' Who would you rather give money to: a man that smells 4like liquiid garbage, or ocean breeze?

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.