I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.

The only reason Woodstock was necessary is because they didn't have iTunes.

I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.

No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.

One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.

Does everybody have their WWJD bracelets on? 'Cause I was wearing my bracelet recently, and I was in the movie theater, and this guy's cell phone went off - don't you just hate that? Then he picked it up, 'Hey, how's it going? I'm in a movie.' And I'm like, 'Hey! Get off the phone!' And he's like, 'Mind your own business.' And I almost went crazy, but then I looked at my bracelet: what would Jesus do? So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell.