I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.

I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.

The most important part of any CrossFit workout is posting about it endlessly on social media. How about you just brag about all the kettlebell burpees you did to the other whackos in your cult?

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Scattergories is second base for Christians.