You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"
Daniel ToshSometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel ToshDo you know there is actually a blood test out there now to find out if your kid is gay or not? Yeah, it's an HIV test.
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