The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.
You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.
I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.
Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?
If you look at the Bible and you look at Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, we all know who sinned first. Ladies, do you have to eat everything?