I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.
If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?
Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.
If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die... not sorry.
Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.