Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.

How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.

Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.

You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"

Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words.