If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.
Even people who don't believe in science still have to believe in gravity.
I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.
Scattergories is second base for Christians.
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.