The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.
I graduated from college and went on one job interview and was laughing in my own head because I wouldn't hire me.
Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
Racing does to white guys what movies do to black guys.
If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die... not sorry.