You know why they say that, that models are too skinny? Because parents are horrible, they can't tell their sixteen year old daughter she's not really a princess, well guess what, I can.

Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!

If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.

Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like they have their cameras set to sad.

I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.

The only advice I have for youth is to date outside your race. I just think it's so cute when I see little kids in interracial relationships; it makes me feel like I'm watching a commercial.