Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.
I can say that. I have a television show.
I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.
Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.