Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall, taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny (on purpose), reading a map, listening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important, or being fun to hang out with.

The only advice I have for youth is to date outside your race. I just think it's so cute when I see little kids in interracial relationships; it makes me feel like I'm watching a commercial.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.

It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!

I can say that. I have a television show.