Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.

Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.

I'm not honest, but you're interesting!

Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.

High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.

Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'