e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.
Daniel ToshHow come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.
Daniel ToshI don't believe space exists. You're not gonna put a camera on a roomba, stick it in the desert, and tell me it's Mars.
Daniel Tosh