I feel bad sometimes because I secretly hope New Orleans gets nailed again.

I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.

Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.

Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.

I will shut down Instagram so girls can't use filters into tricking us that they are that pretty; you're eyes aren't that blue, and you don't glow.

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

Saw myself naked in front of a mirror a couple days ago - that's not the joke, that's what we called the setup. I saw myself naked, and I said, 'Holy cow, I'm 'The White Man.' I've heard a lot of bad things about you, cracka.