I feel bad sometimes because I secretly hope New Orleans gets nailed again.

I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.

Real patriotism is realizing America sucks, but everywhere else is a thousand times worse.

Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.

High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.

Saw myself naked in front of a mirror a couple days ago - that's not the joke, that's what we called the setup. I saw myself naked, and I said, 'Holy cow, I'm 'The White Man.' I've heard a lot of bad things about you, cracka.

Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party.