Describe your perfect man who looks like me.
It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.
Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Tebow minus Jesus.
At least gays don't kill babies before their due date.
Kangoroos can't hop backwards.
I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.