I feel bad sometimes because I secretly hope New Orleans gets nailed again.

The only advice I have for youth is to date outside your race. I just think it's so cute when I see little kids in interracial relationships; it makes me feel like I'm watching a commercial.

If Canada were really that great, it would be a state.

I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!