I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.
Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
A white lady came running up to me after a show. She goes, What gives you the right to do jokes about black people like that. And I'm like, Listen lady, my best friend is Cuban. And that's close enough.
Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
I apologize if there's a Parkinson's painter in the audience. I assume you do your best work in the morning. Probably gets abstract by noon.