You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
Daniel ToshYou never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.
Daniel ToshThe most important part of any CrossFit workout is posting about it endlessly on social media. How about you just brag about all the kettlebell burpees you did to the other whackos in your cult?
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