I think it's kinda funny that all these rappers that used to be gangsters and thugs are telling us not to download their music from the internet, because that's stealing. Wow talk about ironic.

My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.

The only advice I have for youth is to date outside your race. I just think it's so cute when I see little kids in interracial relationships; it makes me feel like I'm watching a commercial.

I always wondered if those WWJD bracelets worked, so I bought one the other day. Well, a few minutes later, I was on a plane and this little kid was kicking my seat repeatedly, while his sister sang along with her walkman and their mother just sat there. I almost turned around and went off, and then I caught sight of my bracelet. What would Jesus do? So I lit them on fire and sent them all to Hell.

I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.

I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.