I think it's kinda funny that all these rappers that used to be gangsters and thugs are telling us not to download their music from the internet, because that's stealing. Wow talk about ironic.

Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.

I'll throw a globe at you! You ever been hit by the world?!

Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Tebow minus Jesus.

I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.

It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross.