I'm also not good with numbers either, so it's not a great mix. People apparently don't want you ball-parkin' it when it comes to their finances.

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.

Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words.

Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.

You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.

I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.