Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
If you snort enough blow, any lane is a passing lane.
I really donโt work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. Itโs really made the touring a lot less grueling.
I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.
It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.
I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.