Describe your perfect man who looks like me.
Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.
How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.
I like my women like I like my coffee . . . I don’t like coffee.
Racing does to white guys what movies do to black guys.
I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'