I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.

High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.

Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

I think boxers are the greatest athletes in all sports for the simple fact that they don't cry. That is mind-blowing. Have you ever been punched in the nose? Oh my gosh, it hurts so bad. They have to go back to corner, where some little man yells at them. 'Shut up, I just got punched in the face!'... If I was a boxer, do you know who I would hire as my corner man? My mom.

Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.