Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid.
Daniel ToshOne day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.
Daniel ToshI'm also not good with numbers either, so it's not a great mix. People apparently don't want you ball-parkin' it when it comes to their finances.
Daniel ToshI assume the only reason we have them is so that white people feel relevant in sports. Because other than that the only thing the winter Olympics show me is which country has more rich white kids. What's it cost to go skiing - $900 a day? I can't believe that's not more popular in the inner cities.
Daniel Tosh