I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.
Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.
Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.
I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.
Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
The only thing surfers have in common with the rest of America is they're unemployed and they love crystal meth.