The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.
You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.
Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.
I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.
Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.
We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk?