I don't believe space exists. You're not gonna put a camera on a roomba, stick it in the desert, and tell me it's Mars.
Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.
How come New York gets all the cool plane crashes?
You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.
Iโm a Bad Test Takerโฆyou mean youโre stupid?
Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.