I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.

By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.

I started my own foundation. If you aren't familiar with it, it's called 'Febreezing the homeless.' Who would you rather give money to: a man that smells 4like liquiid garbage, or ocean breeze?

You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!

Kangoroos can't hop backwards.