No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.
I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.
Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.