I think boxers are the greatest athletes in all sports for the simple fact that they don't cry. That is mind-blowing. Have you ever been punched in the nose? Oh my gosh, it hurts so bad. They have to go back to corner, where some little man yells at them. 'Shut up, I just got punched in the face!'... If I was a boxer, do you know who I would hire as my corner man? My mom.
Daniel ToshIt's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross.
Daniel ToshMy favorite thing to steal is a kiss. You can get arrested for it but they can't force you to give it back.
Daniel ToshI'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.
Daniel Tosh