Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'
No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.
They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.
Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.
Now it's time for amasians... That's Asians doing something amazing.
I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.