Until I see proof of this reincarnation or cloning, I'm gonna live up this life. That was kinda the path I took. But I fulfilled my obligations.
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.
Iโm a Bad Test Takerโฆyou mean youโre stupid?
I feel bad sometimes because I secretly hope New Orleans gets nailed again.
A white lady came running up to me after a show. She goes, What gives you the right to do jokes about black people like that. And I'm like, Listen lady, my best friend is Cuban. And that's close enough.