If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?
I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house.
I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check.
Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
You know why they say that, that models are too skinny? Because parents are horrible, they can't tell their sixteen year old daughter she's not really a princess, well guess what, I can.