If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?
Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.
The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.
I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.
Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.
Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?"