I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.

I feel bad sometimes because I secretly hope New Orleans gets nailed again.

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.

A white lady came running up to me after a show. She goes, What gives you the right to do jokes about black people like that. And I'm like, Listen lady, my best friend is Cuban. And that's close enough.

Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.

We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk?