I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.

I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.

I think pro-athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create! Lets go! Anything that will make you run faster, jump higher! I have High-Definition TV! I want my athletes like my video games! Lets go! I could care less if you die at 40. You hate life after sports anyways. I'm doing you a favor.

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.