It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?

You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.

I like my women like I like my coffee . . . I don’t like coffee.