I'm not honest, but you're interesting!

I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.

You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.

I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.

You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.