I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.
God does not hate gay people. He's just mad because they found a loophole in His system.
Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?
Saw myself naked in front of a mirror a couple days ago - that's not the joke, that's what we called the setup. I saw myself naked, and I said, 'Holy cow, I'm 'The White Man.' I've heard a lot of bad things about you, cracka.
I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.