I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.
High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.
My favorite thing to steal is a kiss. You can get arrested for it but they can't force you to give it back.
It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross.
Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.
I graduated from college and went on one job interview and was laughing in my own head because I wouldn't hire me.