It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross.

I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.

High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.

Now it's time for amasians... That's Asians doing something amazing.

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'