Kangoroos can't hop backwards.
I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.
Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?
By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.
I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.
Somebody bought me a Snuggie as a joke gift. Haha, the joke's on you, I enjoy it. I toss and turn at night, finally a blanket that's like, 'I'm going to keep you warm.' It's like having a small child with polio keep you in a full nelson - the perfect pressure.