Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid.
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.
They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.
I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.
The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.