High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.
Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.
I heart abortion. Where's the shirt for that, urban outfitters?! And it won't be a normal heart. It'll be a dead infant heart. Y'know what the back will say? Problem Solved.
If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.
Real patriotism is realizing America sucks, but everywhere else is a thousand times worse.
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.