Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.

I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.

If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?

I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.

I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.