If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?

Scattergories is second base for Christians.

Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.

I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.

I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.

By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.

Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.