If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?

I think it's kinda funny that all these rappers that used to be gangsters and thugs are telling us not to download their music from the internet, because that's stealing. Wow talk about ironic.

You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!

Even people who don't believe in science still have to believe in gravity.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party.

Saw myself naked in front of a mirror a couple days ago - that's not the joke, that's what we called the setup. I saw myself naked, and I said, 'Holy cow, I'm 'The White Man.' I've heard a lot of bad things about you, cracka.