If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?

You are a sick freak who should be beaten.

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.

How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other.

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.