I don't know what fire is made of - hell nobody does. All I know is that fire is awesome. I'm not a pyromaniac, but I am a pyroenthusiast.
You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.
At least gays don't kill babies before their due date.
Saw myself naked in front of a mirror a couple days ago - that's not the joke, that's what we called the setup. I saw myself naked, and I said, 'Holy cow, I'm 'The White Man.' I've heard a lot of bad things about you, cracka.