If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.

Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.

No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.

I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.

I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.

You don't gossip while your man is driving. You sit there quietly until you're about 5 minutes from your destination then you say, would you like some road head?