I will shut down Instagram so girls can't use filters into tricking us that they are that pretty; you're eyes aren't that blue, and you don't glow.

You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.

It's not a stereotype if it's always true.

I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.

Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

Scattergories is second base for Christians.

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.