I really don’t work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It’s really made the touring a lot less grueling.
I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.
You are a sick freak who should be beaten.
I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.
I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.
Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?