Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

I think it's kinda funny that all these rappers that used to be gangsters and thugs are telling us not to download their music from the internet, because that's stealing. Wow talk about ironic.

You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.

You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!

Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.

Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like they have their cameras set to sad.