The only reason Woodstock was necessary is because they didn't have iTunes.
I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.
You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.
You know why they say that, that models are too skinny? Because parents are horrible, they can't tell their sixteen year old daughter she's not really a princess, well guess what, I can.
The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.
No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.